This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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