i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you win again, gameday.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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