Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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