bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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