i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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