The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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