Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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