Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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