doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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