so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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