I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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