dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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