But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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