Barsexuality is the new black.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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