Whod you bang
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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