normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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