I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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