He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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