Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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