dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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