oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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