fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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