Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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