R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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