im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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