i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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