sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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