I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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