I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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