Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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