but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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