Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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