Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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