Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize