Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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