What did we do last night that was yellow?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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