Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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