i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
not ubering you a puppy
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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