whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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