oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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