Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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