She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
