He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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