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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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