the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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