When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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