Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
