So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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