So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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