btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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