Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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