they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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