this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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